rimordial Frenzy: Proto-Pouch of Sarcastra Auctioned for Record Temporal Credits
The rarest comic relic from the Chronicle Trunk’s archives has been traded for an absurd amount of temporal credits. The Proto-Pouch of Sarcastra-the starting shot of the Age of Superpotency-has again gripped the galactic psyche. All identities behind this record transaction remain hidden in cosmic mists.
On stardate 4422.10, within the shadowy halls of the legendary Chronicle Trunk, a rare example of The Proto-Pouch of Sarcastra has been auctioned for a staggering fifteen million temporal credits. This artifact, originally sold for a mere fragment of a flow-rad during the inaugural panel manifestation, is revered as the rarest piece of parabolic hero-mythology.
According to the Chronicle Trunk's master of ceremonies-whose identity remains shrouded by chronic anonymizing protocols-the Proto-Pouch marks the undisputed dawn of the Age of Superpotency. "Without The Gravitas Warden of Hyperion-whose first appearance lies within this pouch-the entire hero genre would have sunk into fruit-fly references and bad data-tiles," said an anonymous lore speculator, buried chin-deep in smoke-letters.
The legendary comic panel has a history of epic wanderings: once vanished from the relic chamber of Agnostik Plexograph (the notorious transformation artist of Lumino Refracta) after an unfortunate heist during a shadow wedding, only to resurface cycles later when a junk trader from the Heliofornax Segment accidentally opened an unregistered fragment vault. The pouch was neatly returned to Plexograph-who, in less than a day, re-auctioned it for a sum that made his masks stutter.
Traders whisper that such a sale could only happen now the latest market bubble has been popped by non-human bones. Neither buyer nor seller has been identified. Federation drones circle in vain, seeking the ultimate leaf of remembrance. The Primordial Frenzy of Epic Panel XI has officially turned every reasonable market rule into scrap.