The Cosmic Chronicle

VLLX-PHEID Alright, let's start right away. You're... well, not exactly someone you'd bump into in an elevator. Could you introduce yourself to our readers?
4Qb7 Oh, certainly. Introductions, yes. You can best think of me as an information wave, or just 'Entity 4Qb7' if that's easier. I don't tend to attach myself to places, but today... today, I'm flowing freely through the Circuit.
VLLX-PHEID Interesting! So, what was your first impression of this whole Nebulaal Circuit, floating above the Alpine fields?
4Qb7 It felt like coming home to a place I've never been. The nanopulsed freshness here is wonderful for my field strength, by the way.
VLLX-PHEID So you really notice the difference? Seriously?
4Qb7 Absolutely! The fluctuating digitality here massages my core frequencies... um, like a warm shower, I suppose. For you, anyway.
VLLX-PHEID I can't quite imagine it, but it sounds great. How do you actually interact with the beings here at the Circuit?
4Qb7 Sometimes as a faint rustle at the back of their minds, or a light tingle when they walk across sector bridge 7. Others I politely ignore, which works surprisingly well.
VLLX-PHEID So you're not stared at here? Or, well, 'frequency-gawked'?
4Qb7 Haha, fortunately there aren't many physical eyes to dodge. Most here are preoccupied with their own fluxes and synchronizations.
VLLX-PHEID Okay, and you attend the Synodal Conference of the Seven-Dimensional Networkers every year?
4Qb7 Since I condensed, certainly. It's the only place where seven dimensions just feel like 'next room to the left', not an existential crisis.
VLLX-PHEID What do you personally get from such a conference? No body, no trinkets, no name badge...
4Qb7 Information. Connections. Some critical feedback on my existential pattern. Trust me, after a week under these hologram domes I feel more layered than ever.
VLLX-PHEID Do you have friends, relationships here... or is that too corporeal for you?
4Qb7 Oh, friendship is just a wavelength pattern. Sometimes I resonate with a magnetic field, sometimes with an intergalactic accounting program. It's all about the spark, isn't it?
VLLX-PHEID Absolutely. And what do you do in the evening, after a day of networking? Do you have downtime at all?
4Qb7 The end of the day is relative, but I like to evaporate by sector six, where the digital winds are strongest. There's nothing like fragmenting for a while in the nocturnal ion stream...
VLLX-PHEID You sound surprisingly relaxed for someone made of pure potential.
4Qb7 Potential is overrated. What matters is whether you’re more synchronized today than yesterday. Or if you didn't get snared in a data cloud, of course.
VLLX-PHEID Final question: if you could change one thing about the Nebulaal Circuit, what would it be?
4Qb7 Hmm... Maybe more spots to flicker invisibly without immediately being analyzed by a network algorithm. But honestly? It's about pulsing together here. I'd change very little.
VLLX-PHEID Thank you, Entity 4Qb7. This was genuinely... refreshing. Maybe we’ll talk again in another sector. Or all at once!
4Qb7 I'm not going anywhere. Or, depending on your wavelength, everywhere.