emory Palace Archisplendor Hit by Swindle of the Unrememberers: Imperial Ambigrams Missing
Memory palace Archisplendor in Luxarre was struck by a masked break-in this morning. The feared Swindle of the Unrememberers led to the disappearance of the legendary Imperial Ambigrams – and has left the collective memory more than a little confused.
This morning, precisely at stardate 4422.292, the memory palace Archisplendor at the heart of Luxarre fell victim to the infamous Unrememberers. The heist took place shortly after the scarabée domes opened for the morning crowd. Masked traversers, displaying refined audacity, bypassed a series of disabled light barriers, hijacked a service lift from its bureaucratic protocol, and gained access to one of the most secure chambers via a forgotten corridor.
According to whispering curators, the Imperial Ambigrams - quasi-sentient insignia once belonging to Imperator Bonarx - have been stolen from this self-rewriting chamber. This cluster is considered the linchpin of Gastropolis’ collective memory; their loss sends ripples through archival egos across the planet. While visitors were politely ushered to the exits, holo-protocol bots deployed, attempting to diffuse the haze of forgotten recollections. No physical injuries have been reported, though several replicants are said to be mildly agitated.
Magistrix Vesperijn, the Helmsjudge of Luxarre, announced via staccato holostream that an investigation is under way. ‘No memory fraction will circulate unchecked,’ she declared with porcelain intensity, ‘The Swindle of the Unrememberers will not pass unnoticed.’ Meanwhile, Archisplendor remains temporarily closed; a digital ribbon waves ominously across the entrance as security automatons flicker in anxious red alert.