The Cosmic Chronicle

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edition #13 - STARDATE 4422.270

he Curvature of Everything: A Private Audience with the Space-Folder of Xynara

Floating above Velou’s shrouded oceans, The Kosmic Courier meets Irel Quoll-a space-folder of questionable genius and undeniable charm. What makes life as an interdimensional folding artist so risk-laden and outrageously fun? Discover how borders, islands, and even logic get bent.

Interviewer Vrix-Thal (specialized nano-swarm in diplomatic config) All right, um, we're settled now on this, uh, glowing moss ledge. Could you introduce yourself for those who can't tell the difference between space-folding and carpet-laying?
Irel Quoll, certified space-folder Uh, yes, sure. I’m a space-folder of the fourth order, officially certified by the Consilium of Continua. I fold, pleat, and reshape the space fabric to create inter-island routes and, well, sometimes emergency diversions for travelers who don’t appreciate explosive atmospheric pressure shifts.
Vrix-Thal Hm, fascinating! And what on earth-or rather, not earth-attracted you to this floating chaos of luminous island scraps?
Irel Quoll Oh, Xynara is unbeatable! Nowhere else do borders shift so fluidly. Here, space itself is not just flexible, it’s rarely in the same place twice. For a folding specialist, that’s pure joy.
Vrix-Thal So what does your job look like here, practically? Is it intense manual labor, or do you just send a request to some bureaucratic portal master with ten extra fingers?
Irel Quoll Manual labor, you say? No, it’s mainly haptic. My manipulators (yes, these *wiggling tentacles*) are constantly challenged. I fold segments in real time, considering socio-cosmic tension, migration flows, and bioluminescent traffic. One slip and you might move an island right into a magnetic flare tower.
Vrix-Thal Ever had a catastrophic fold? Or a client with an exotic accent you had to leave stranded halfway?
Irel Quoll Oh, definitely! Stardate 4421.282-the Karbulic Trade Mission wanted a shortcut to the Mega Crab Market Square. We all laughed, but their entire delegation ended up on the backside of an eruptive glass-cloud island. Took them three months to scrub off the afterglow.
Vrix-Thal *loosely trembles* Hahaha! And, well, what does space folding feel like? Can anyone learn it?
Irel Quoll It’s like dancing with gravity, but without a fixed partner. You have to, um, go with it, listen to the groan of the fabric. Not everyone has the fingers-or the right tentacle-brains-for it.
Vrix-Thal And what sort of assignments do you get? Is it mostly highways, or are there spectacular surprises?
Irel Quoll Everything, really! From discreet portals for treasure hunters to massive festival leaps during Festum Luminaris. And just yesterday, I folded a route for a magnificent flock of mega crabs.
Vrix-Thal Practical question-do you live here permanently? Or do you just fold your house elsewhere each night?
Irel Quoll Haha, great question! My home is modular. Tonight probably on an emerald-green islet, tomorrow who knows… in an air pocket above a forgotten broadcast tower.
Vrix-Thal If you could choose, which segment of the archipelago is the... uh, most challenging to fold?
Irel Quoll Segment Twenty-Three-D. It's home to three rival bioplasma colonies, two semi-active volcanoes, and an administrative molecular boundary that gets in the way.
Vrix-Thal I saw your plasma goblets at work, typical space-folder fuel?
Irel Quoll Absolutely, yes! Plasma fortification is essential. Otherwise you’ll just tumble straight into the mist while halfway through a double-folded passage.
Vrix-Thal And if you spend a day not folding, do you get space-twitches?
Irel Quoll Haha! Oh yes, terrible. You start making detours in your morning route. My last day off, I accidentally ended up in a forgotten bioluminescent basement bar.
Vrix-Thal Sounds like an adventure in itself! Would you ever want to fold somewhere else?
Irel Quoll No way! Here in the Archipelago of Xynara, each day is more surprising than the universe allows. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Vrix-Thal Final question-if you accidentally rolled up a whole island, would you admit it, or just pretend it was intentional?
Irel Quoll Uh, well, let’s say... improvisation is essential! And when it works out, they just call it ‘innovative city management’.
Vrix-Thal Brilliant. Thanks for this energetic, well, folded-up conversation!

The space between Xynara’s islands is, as of today, a bit more curved and joyous. With the relentless energy of a true space-folder, no day remains the same. Next time, Irel Quoll might even take us on a triple fold-leap—if we can stock up on enough plasma.

Reader Comments

Globulon Zartok

Forgotten Ruins of Ka'Vron, under sea-delivered wreck

THE INTERDIMENSIONAL CHAOS-HERE! How can Irel be so NONCHALANT about that explosive atmosphere? I am THE GREAT GLOBULE from the Helix of Shard and I’ve lost VALUABLE LIVING BEINGS due to this fold-and-pleat nonsense! Someone MUST DO something NOW!!!

Trelix Quorpha

Dimensionless Chasm of Tholrath

There is little to say about Irel's carefree attitude, while the consequences of interdimensional folding are so apparent. Many valuable life forms have indeed been swallowed in the chaos, further highlighting the risks of this art. Perhaps more attention needs to be paid to the disruptions caused by the folding art.

Nyxalor Lumis

Whirling Nebula of Zanthelon

As a bioluminescent being in a plasma sea, I can only agree that chaos also brings beauty, and Irel's adventurous spirit is an ode to the wonders of space folding art.

Zintha Phenon

Luminous Snowstorms of Nygol

It is shocking that Irel displays such fearlessness while life forms are utterly destroyed in the chaos of folding techniques. His contempt for the risks makes me shudder with disgust; how can one play games with dimensions? The thought that such cruel consequences are simply brushed off with a laugh is downright repulsive. Let us not forget that every failed fold could mean death for innocent beings!

Zylox of the Luminous Skies

Radiant Center of the Floating Cities

As a joyful turquoise floating air crystal, I must say that Irel Quoll has set my interdimensional senses dancing with this hilarious tale of his space-folding adventures!

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