ourteen-Ton Nebulane Fracture Shakes Market Plasma: Order-Sphinx Halts Prism Dust to Flatland
On stardate 4422.327, fourteen tons of Dust of Prism Desire were seized in musty Port Nexus Ambiguum, en route to an unsuspecting Flatland. Anyone wise will avoid fruit containers with an unexplained rainbow shimmer for the time being.
On stardate 4422.327, the Order-Sphinx of Magnetic Peace on Aurora Heliconis executed a record seizure in the labyrinthine docks of Port Nexus Ambiguum. Prism agents confiscated fourteen tons of the notorious Dust of Prism Desire, deftly concealed in biomodular fruit containers set to vanish into the hypercorridors toward Flatland.
According to the governing collective of the Order-Sphinx, this Fourteen-Ton Nebulane Fracture marks the largest coordinated crackdown on the underground markets in a decade unit. The crystals were packed in over three hundred sacks, from juice-soaked textiles to thoroughly unremarkable synth-backpacks. Destination: Flatland's digital trade grids and party plains, where such a volume would disrupt a quarter of a chess-disc for months of mathematical chaos.
Catalyst Morph-Opal, in a spiral-shaped press appearance encircled by empathic info-moths, hailed the operation as a ‘vivid triumph over tactical compulsion’. Calculations suggest that over thirty-five million micro-doses have been diverted from their usual colorful, yet rather uninspiring, end users.
Footage of condor drones sniffing between containers now circulates widely on Aurora’s light channels. Whether the Silver Spiral of Nebula Flavor has truly lost its best smuggling guides remains, as yet, a mystery; no arrests have been confirmed. The economic blow to the parallel plasma trade is estimated at 337 million intergalactic schems-a figure enough to make Flatland’s bookkeepers go cross-eyed.