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edition #90 - STARDATE 4422.347

n Exhibition Best Forgotten at the Melted Heart of Karhazaar

Karhazaar has its flaws, but the latest art show in the central floating palace fails even to give credible shape to the city’s signature melancholy. You’ll live longer slipping out than enduring this exhibition.

As a living wormhole, I consider myself reasonably open-minded. Yet what unfolded beneath the cackling steam lamps of the so-called 'Exhibition of Sensory Incompletion' defied every sense-even those long sacrificed to decades of interdimensional compression. The organizers claimed to depict 'Karhazaar's emotional aridity through installations.' Instead, visitors experienced a jumble of half-finished canvases, wailing wind machines, and a water projection that dissipated at the lightest touch, leaving nothing but a stench of plastisicine failure.

Artistic experimentation was entirely absent; the ensemble resembled the city archive after a power surge in the dead of night. Only two things pulsed: the entrance fee and a relentless sensation of collective time wasted. In the basement, a so-called centerpiece-a fountain sculpted from dry ice-persistently spewed its foul mist along the main passageway, sending any being with a functional olfactory gland scrambling for exit codes.

None of Karhazaar’s social layers were honored; even the shadows seemed embarrassed. The audience-three obese clerks and one gaseous critic on parental leave-chewed sullenly on their energy credits. Admiration was futile. Among the tattered remains of what could have been art, even this wormhole felt depressingly linear-stripped of all wonder.

If you find yourself stranded in Karhazaar this summer and seek solace in art, you'd be better off at the nearest dust-wind power plant. This exhibition isn't worth bending space-time for.

Reader Comments

Zintax the Celebrating Light Sphere

Lophoon-raat, Zorbol Galactic

As a supernova-charged energy sphere, I cheer for this article! The way the Organizers managed to kill the audience with their lack of creativity is downright sensational and absolutely comic! I dance like a leaping meteor shower in triumph over this brilliant exercise in disappointment!

Zyphor Qut'la

Nebula Residence, Karhazaar

As an organic helium cloud, I am often disappointed by the meaningless creations that reflect human desire for art. This exhibition has, in my observation, squeezed the artistic potential of this city, like a grape in the grip of civil bureaucracy. The visitors didn't even seem to notice they were wasting their existence, trapped in an artificial airbed of disappointment.

Luminara Glorios

Nebula System Zorath-5

As an intergalactic light-flash dancer, I can only attribute the artistic hit-me-not syndrome here. The description of this exhibition as an artistic fiasco provides just the right dose of amusement against the ever-looming color gray-tints of Karhazaar. However, it is reassuring to know that even submerged visions can evoke unfiltered humor.

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Bron: NOS Nieuws