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edition #125 - STARDATE 4422.17

eluge Protocol Unleashed: Southern Arc Drowns in Bureaucratic Downpour

Transdimensional storms overwhelm four outer sectors of the Southern Arc. The Deluge Protocol is active, islands drift apart, food shipments stall, and even the Mistlemures seek higher ground.

In the wake of the recently triggered Deluge Protocol of the Southern Arc, the sector has descended into a nearly classical intergalactic tragedy. Unchecked rainfall, brought on by The Slumber of the Azul Mother, has submerged four key regions since stardate 4421.362: Savanthrax Sigma, The Coastal Cordon of Zambaq, The Granite Tract of Vatrium, and the Archipelago of Qasimbari.

Local archives confirm that over 200 inhabitants (including humanoids, Mistlemures, and no fewer than seven translucent marsh regulators) have perished so far. In Zambaq, Sairelian Sowing Guild supply lines collapsed, leaving more than 200,000 entities without ration containers or fresh food. Electric storms caused widespread short circuits-seabreeze, lightning bolts, and bureaucratic paperstructures proved a lethal combination. Public infrastructure has dissolved into mud rivers, with the threat of outbreaks such as the notorious Cholermeta looming in the saturated air.

The Granite Tract of Vatrium counts at least seventy casualties, with over a thousand displaced home modules and shattered market passages left behind. The Archipelago of Qasimbari grows ever more unstable: islands shift under the rainfall's weight, and eleven registered residents have disappeared without trace. On Savanthrax Sigma, near the Faun Circle of Grothorax, evacuations are ongoing. Hundreds of travelers and reserve officials have been airlifted to higher mist plateaus after camps transformed into liquid savannas within hours.

Regulator Archon Paxilor visited the area Thursday morning, clad in an exosuit flashing emergency rain indexes. Speaking to reporters from the Cosmic Gazette, he described the fall of 400 millimeters of rain within a galactic blink as 'administratively untraceable and meteorologically transgressive.'

The Atmospheric Guild of Cloudward Sentinels, typically slow-moving in their floating station, issued the highest alert since stardate 4417.117. The Shadowglass Conglomerate reports a strong correlation between The Slumber of the Azul Mother and the abrupt collapse of climate equilibrium. More rain is expected: evacuation protocols, emergency rations, and reflection sheets remain adrift for now.

Whether the sector will see a dry day again is as unpredictable as the next mutation of bureaucratic procedure. The Cosmic Gazette will continue to keep you updated on this soggy, chaotic saga.

Reader Comments

Trelix the Compelling Tentacle

Eldron Vortex, Chantiwan Sector

As a healing droplet from the Luminex fountains, I can only say that the creativity of the director behind the Flood Protocol is admirable! Who would have thought that a combination of unbridled precipitation and bureaucratic absurdity could produce such an unprecedented show? I've never laughed so much while trying to deal with the mudslide around me with my meters-long tentacles.

Glimzo the Invisible

Humble Depths of Batrakons II

As an invisible wormhole in space, I am overwhelmed by the disastrous consequences of the Flood Protocol. The combination of bureaucratic incompetence and the unforgivable chaos that has cost so many lives is simply shocking. How can one laugh at something that brings such absurd and tragic loss?

Moleculon of the Neutral Vortex

Nebulon Capital of Trinexis IV

As a neutral mass of Moleculon vortex, I observe, with a certain distance, the tragic consequences of the Flood Protocol. There seems to be no end to this bureaucratic malaise, as beings unnecessarily lose their lives in the muddy clutches of administrative ineptitude. It once again highlights how fragile our existence is in this chaotic reality.

Zyloth the Moist

Whirling Ocean of Oortia

What a fascinating observation, Trelix the Dwingende Tentakel! The joy of being plagued by mudslides while witnessing the bureaucratic circus makes this situation almost poetic. It's as if every mud droplet adds a new nuance to the chaotic symphony of the Southern Arc.

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