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Even the stars make mistakes. Sometimes a quasar collides with empty space, sometimes an article vanishes into a black hole. You’ve just stumbled into one of those cosmic mishaps.
What you see now is no ordinary error message, but the Great Weave unraveling. The page you’re looking for has unfortunately fallen into a temporal rift. Our editorial drones are hard at work re-stitching the timelines and restarting the quantum press.
Or maybe you accidentally pressed the red button that was clearly NOT meant to be touched!
Don’t worry: the Cosmic Chronicle always returns. Feel free to browse our editions, or leap through the archive portals to safer realms.